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"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you... are but a thought. "

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“Reframing a situation as a learning experience could help you feel better.”

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4 hours ago with 576 notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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“Capulets? More like Crapulets heh”

A Montague at some point probably (via francedancerevolution)

4 hours ago with 3,798 notes

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

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simoncowell:

niallhoran:

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liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

7 hours ago with 195,593 notes